Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(4) CONDOM.

Apple Says Personalized Siri Features Shown at WWDC Last Year Were 'Real' and 'Working' - MacRumors

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

Do women really cheat more than men?

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(2) DILDO.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

Jonathan Anderson has been appointed sole creative director of Dior - Vogue Business

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(1) STRAPON.

HP Dimension with Google Beam Takes Virtual Collaboration to the Next Level at InfoComm 2025 - HP.com

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

(2) YOUPORN.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

Solid Rock Caught Flowing 1,700 Miles Beneath Surface in Experimental First - ScienceAlert

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

US oil output set for first annual drop since pandemic - Financial Times

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

All the ways Apple TV boxes do—and mostly don’t—track you - Ars Technica

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(3) XHAMSTER

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

RBC Canadian Open 2025 prize money: Full payout from $9.8 million purse - Yahoo Sports

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(1) XNXX

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

"Cocaine sharks" found off the coast of Brazil - strange but true tale of ocean pollution consequences - Earth.com

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

(5) LINGERIE.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

This Week In Space podcast: Episode 163 — The Trials of Starship - Space

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(3) VIBRATOR.